shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

mistitled:

"I’m Fine" Biggest lie I have ever said

(Source: mistitled)

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young